Wednesday, 25 August 2010

Building an album: collapsing memories.

It's taken an age, but finally we have a completed album. It's been a long process, and hastaken nearly a year, but today the very final touches will be made to the album by John Davis, mastering engineer at Metropolis studios in London. His touch will be the last in a list of genius touches made during the making of the record. No, really.

The first touch of genius was that of whichever band member it was that suggested that solitary confinement might be a productive idea. Not much more than a month after the suggestion, we were cooped up in Hoarstone cottage on the side of a sea-facing hill in the middle of nowhere on the Gower peninsula in November. For 3 weeks the weather did nothing much but chuck down rain and blast it at the 18th century farmhouse with gusts of sea air. The only escape was the local shop with its limited stock of piss-poor wine, and a collection of DVDs, the most played being The Inbetweeners. Bus wankers we were not. Cabin fevered wankers we were. We wrote about 8 songs in a little under 2 weeks, and about 1 song in the final week and a bit. But it was nonetheless a productive week, and probably the healthiest we've been, physically, if not mentally.

A week or two before going to Hoarstone we went into the studio to record As Darkness Calls, Plasticine and The City. All I remember from this is having much fun and not really wanting to leave. Part of the memory loss was due to insomnia, the cure to which came from a bottle of gin. A day after Hoarstone we went back into the studio for about 9 days. We recorded all the new tunes, ate many a pub meal, drank several bottles of Sailor Jerry's, and I nearly won £18 on the horses. During this period, the wizardry fountain of production knowledge and phone sex came from Tom Manning. He's only young, and he looks like the pre-pubescent lovechild of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dragon Den's Peter Jones, but damn! he's got a soothing voice and gets the best from us. This was possibly one of the unhealthiest weeks we've ever had, physically speaking.

Come the end of January we were back in the studio. I cannot for the life of me remember what we recorded. It was all filmed, as were the sessions mentioned so far, but my harddrive has sinc crashed, and I neet to wait until the album has sold a couple of hundred thousand copies before I can afford to get the data recovered.

The rest of the year has seen the build up for the release. The album has been mixed by 3 different producers, namely Andrew Scheps, Chris Sheldon (Who also produced CCTV, When Fools Rush in and Let's Make Bombs), and finally - just yesterday in fact - Dan Austin. The artwork has been done by Tom Clements, a good friend of ours. It ties in with the theme of the album. Each song has it's own visual piece. It has good to be seen to be believed. Seriously.

Once I've recovered the data from my harddrive I'll post some videos up here. It's just a shame data cannot be recovered from my head. I'm sure there's some good stuff in there somewhere.

Aron
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Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Our first UK tour...


It's something we've been dying to do since the band got together. When we were young, fearless and had no appreciation for the value of money we would regularly go away for long weekends in the van to do 2 or 3 gigs. These trips took us all over. From Hull to Skegness, Wolverhampton to Rhondda. Some shit gigs, some good. We invariably incurred financial losses, but it good fun, and it taught us the value of packed lunches and spare pants.
Anyway, for those who give a toss, here are our tour dates:

7 Mar 2009 20:00
The Garage w/Duffraine Swansea, Wales
8 Mar 2009 20:00
Moles Club - Sparticus club night Bath, Southwest
9 Mar 2009 20:00
The Bull and Gate London, London and South East
10 Mar 2009 20:00
Talking Heads Southampton, South
12 Mar 2009 20:00
The Hope Brighton, London and South East
13 Mar 2009 20:00
KU Bar Stockton-On-Tees, Northeast
15 Mar 2009 21:30
The Mill Mansfield, Northwest
18 Mar 2009 20:00
Trojan Rooms Whitley Bay, Northeast
19 Mar 2009 20:00
Cathouse Glasgow, Scotland
20 Mar 2009 20:00
Studio 24 Edinburgh, Scotland
21 Mar 2009 20:00
Mad hatters Inverness, Scotland
22 Mar 2009 20:00
The Loft Castleford, Northwest
23 Mar 2009 20:00
Kasbah Coventry, Midlands
25 Mar 2009 20:00
Portland Arms Cambridge, London and South East
26 Mar 2009 20:00
Esquires Bedford, Midlands
27 Mar 2009 20:00
The Roadmender (stalkers night ) Northampton, Midlands
28 Mar 2009 20:00
The Sanctuary, (Indescretion club night / no advance tickets needed) Birmingham, Midlands
31 Mar 2009 20:00
The Lanes (Club NME ) Bristol, Southwest

I Just did a google direction thingy for all the dates, and it's just over 2000 miles all round. Plenty of time to laugh, cry, drink, eat, vomit, argue, play guitar hero. We're just putting the final touches to Thunderchild II (that's our new van). TV went in today. Playsation tomorow, followed by a length of hosepipe connected to a plastic funnel, hosepipe draining through a hole in the floor of the van...
I'll try and keep this updated while we're away. It'll give me something to do in the days. I did buy a Flip Video camera to get some footage of us on the road, but Joey thinks it's pretentious, and anyway last time we took it out we nearly got arrested on a train for dressing up as hunters (barber jackets, riding hats and wellies) and asking unsuspecting passengers if they'd seen a fox. A preacher eventually took offence to being filmed. Thankfully, a fight in a nearby nightclub gave us enough time to break out of the train before the Police could arrive. Next time we're going to dress a toddler up as a fox and send it running down the carriage before us.
I'll try and keep this interesting anyway. Only interesting stories such as the time we played in Mansfield and the landlord offered us the sofas in the venue. Only Joe Dave and myself slept in the venue for some reason. Anyway, after a drunken beerfight we fell asleep naked on the floor, only to be awoken by the cleaner, mopping around our dishevelled frames in the morning. Dave used to play rugby, hence the nudity.

Plenty of stuff coming up anyway. We've got Tihnes Fest in April (our first trip abroad with TLR), The Fear coming out in May (hopefully!), and Putte I Parken festival in Sweden in July. If I remember anything vaguely interesting or funny I shall record it here for anyone bored or obssessive enough to care.

That'll do for now! Until next time.
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